Sky High Prices

I went grocery shopping with my wife the other day.  She picked up a package of steak and complained about the high price.  Then she picked up a package of bacon and again complained about the high price.  Finally, after she picked up a package of drumsticks and complained about the high price I said, "Just imagine how much higher the prices would be if cows and pigs and chickens could fly".

One More Thought:  The price of milk would be rediculous.  How do you milk a flying cow?