New Year's Eve

"New Year's Eve"...Placing a cardboard hat on your head and a cardboard whistle in your mouth and making a dumb looking noisy fool of yourself...No thank you...Good night...Oh, by the way...HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!

Another Good Read

I'm looking forward to reading a brand new book tomorrow. It's non-fiction, has 12 chapters, is 365 pages long and the title is "Two Thousand and Eleven". And if it's anything like the book I read this year, the Lord will see me through the last chapter.

Merry Digital Christmas

Digital Christmas Story

Scruggs And Friends

Amazing

Nominally Normal

If you find yourself feeling strangely normal, you probably are...strange that is.

Where's The Line?

Becky Kelley - Where's The Line To See Jesus?

Grab A Shovel Instead

The fool grabs a stick and beats a dead horse.  The wise man grabs a shovel and buries it.

Thoughts Not Weighed

He who doesn't weigh his thoughts should seriously consider putting his mouth on a diet.

Bored Thoughts

I'm in the most danger when the thoughts in my head get bored and decide to take a walk in my mouth.

Past, Present, Future

If the future ain't what you thought it would be, it's because your past wasn't what it shoulda been.  Therefore, you best do what you gotta do today and do it right.

Almost

The distance between "almost stupid" and "almost smart" is exactly the same as the distance between your ears.

Do The Math

My neighbor has a cat that's just about the spookiest thing I've ever seen.  I'll bet I've scared that thing half to death seventeen times.  Guess the next time I do I'll have to get a shovel.

Expiration Dates

Ain’t No Expiration Dates In Heaven !!!