It's My Fault Dear

Count Your Blessings, Not Her Faults

Husbands:  Be generous concerning your wife’s faults. They were probably what prevented her from getting a better husband than you.

Really, Really Cooool

Close To Perfection

So Much Simpler

Have you ever noticed how life is so much simpler when you're asleep?

Weird Difference

You know what's really weird? Day after day nothing seems to change. Then your cardiologist shows up, puts a stent or two in your defective heart, and everything's different.

Yogi Knows What He's Talking About!

"When you come to a fork in the road take it"

— Yogi Berra

Trust Me, I Know What I'm Talking About!

What comes after whatever comes next will probably be similar to what happened the time before last.

Are Your Bags Packed?

Either your bags are packed and you're ready to go to Heaven, or you're not. There's only one plane available. You don't know what time it's leaving, what day it's leaving or even which airport it's leaving from.
 
"ARE YOU ALL PACKED AND READY TO GO?"