The thoughts expressed below, either mine or quoted, shall most likely verify the speculation that my ignorance is, and always has been, instantaneous. If you read something here and you think it's brilliant, think about it a little more. And, if you read something here and you think it's stupid, think about it a little less.
Friday, December 31, 2010
New Year's Eve
"New Year's Eve"...Placing a cardboard hat on your head and a cardboard whistle in your mouth and making a dumb looking noisy fool of yourself...No thank you...Good night...Oh, by the way...HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!
Another Good Read
I'm looking forward to reading a brand new book tomorrow. It's non-fiction, has 12 chapters, is 365 pages long and the title is "Two Thousand and Eleven". And if it's anything like the book I read this year, the Lord will see me through the last chapter.
Friday, December 24, 2010
Saturday, December 18, 2010
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Monday, December 13, 2010
Sunday, December 12, 2010
Saturday, December 11, 2010
Thursday, December 9, 2010
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Bored Thoughts
I'm in the most danger when the thoughts in my head get bored and decide to take a walk in my mouth.
Past, Present, Future
If the future ain't what you thought it would be, it's because your past wasn't what it shoulda been. Therefore, you best do what you gotta do today and do it right.
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Almost
The distance between "almost stupid" and "almost smart" is exactly the same as the distance between your ears.
Do The Math
My neighbor has a cat that's just about the spookiest thing I've ever seen. I'll bet I've scared that thing half to death seventeen times. Guess the next time I do I'll have to get a shovel.
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