The Nicetameetcha Family

Mr. Nicetameetcha's family holds the world record for having the most friends. 
His first name is Howareya and his wife's first name is Howyadoin.
Their son's first name is Whatcanigetcha and their daughter's first name is Whatcanidoforya.
Grandma lives with them too and her first name is Godblesya.

Burger Bow

Did you know that President Obama met with Russian President Dmitry Medvedev today? Then, after their three hour meeting at the White House this morning, the President took Mr. Medvedev to Arlington, VA to get a hamburger. 

Oops!!!  Wrong burger joint picture.

More Bumper Stickers

I came up behind a car today with these two bumper stickers.  Assuming they were put on the bumper at the same time prior to the presidential election in 2008, all I can say is "What goes around comes around".  On the other hand, if the Obama bumper sticker was put on prior to the election and the other sticker was put on recently, all I can say is, "Another Democrat has wandered out of the darkness and into the light".

Good Sign

Stumbling at my age is a good thing.  It's a sign I'm still moving.

Good Seafood

Good seafood make yo' tongue fly outta yo' mouth and smack yo' brains out.

I Know What I'm Doing

More man-made disasters have been preceeded by the words, "I know what I'm doing", than by the words, "I don't know what I'm doing".

Four Leaf Clover

When I was little I found a four leaf clover and I didn't get any luck.  I couldn't count.

Menu And Meal

The Bible is the menu and Heaven is the meal.

Fruit & Vegetable Diet

My favorite diet is the fruits and vegetables diet...carrot cake, zucchini bread, pumkin pie, apple pie, peach cobbler, strawberry shortcake, etc, etc.