Shoelaces and iPads

 If God intended for us to tie shoelaces forever, He would never have invented velcro.

Thank you "Troglopundit" and Lance Burri.

A Piece Of Glass

A piece of glass painted on one side is called a mirror.  Look into it and it will show what you are.
A piece of glass not painted on one side is called a window.  Look through it and it will show who you are.

No Estimates

God does not estimate.

Sleepless Night Contemplation

Something NOT to look at when you're having a sleepless night...

Flight Congestion

I flew into a big city airport the other day and the air traffic controllers put us in a holding pattern.  It got so congested up there the traffic was stop-n-go.

Black Hole

If you find a black hole lying around, be careful...

Memories

As long as I can still feel my memories, I don't mind my remembering getting a little fuzzy.