The thoughts expressed below, either mine or quoted, shall most likely verify the speculation that my ignorance is, and always has been, instantaneous. If you read something here and you think it's brilliant, think about it a little more. And, if you read something here and you think it's stupid, think about it a little less.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Grab A Shovel Instead

The fool grabs a stick and beats a dead horse.  The wise man grabs a shovel and buries it.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Thoughts Not Weighed

He who doesn't weigh his thoughts should seriously consider putting his mouth on a diet.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Bored Thoughts

I'm in the most danger when the thoughts in my head get bored and decide to take a walk in my mouth.

Past, Present, Future

If the future ain't what you thought it would be, it's because your past wasn't what it shoulda been.  Therefore, you best do what you gotta do today and do it right.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Almost

The distance between "almost stupid" and "almost smart" is exactly the same as the distance between your ears.

Do The Math

My neighbor has a cat that's just about the spookiest thing I've ever seen.  I'll bet I've scared that thing half to death seventeen times.  Guess the next time I do I'll have to get a shovel.

Expiration Dates

Ain’t No Expiration Dates In Heaven !!!